thatdumbkidpipes:

gordon ramsay’s confused face is the cutest thing on earth

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look at him

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hes like a little baby boy

(Source: iwarnedyouskank)


sweet-bitsy:

airbenderedacted:

mspgay:

mip mip mip mip

omg

I NEED FOUR HOURS OF THIS NOT FOUR SECONDS

(Source: eldritchwhore)

a-cis-anti-feminist:

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

"Roger"

"WHO THE FUCK IS ROGER!?"

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be.
Jack Welch
You cannot pretend to read a book. Your eyes will give you away. So will your breathing. A person entranced by a book simply forgets to breathe. The house can catch alight and a reader deep in a book will not look up until the wallpaper is in flames.
 Lloyd Jones (via book-pause)